DEVEN GREEN

Deven is the award-winning comedienne behind the oft-quoted "Welcome to My Home" parodies and is the satirical Betty Bowers. Deven is the spokesmodel for OCCmakeup! See her live music show at a lounge, parlour or brothel.
 Website:
http://www.DevenGreen.com


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 A salt lick :)

 A salt lick :)

If you want to be Johnny Depp or Captain Morgan this Halloween - here is a shortcut: http://www.cafepress.com/devengreen/3900792

If you want to be Johnny Depp or Captain Morgan this Halloween - here is a shortcut: http://www.cafepress.com/devengreen/3900792

Here is the process….
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MUA David Marvel

Here is the process….

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MUA David Marvel

Yeah they do…

Yeah they do…

See you tonight (Friday) and Saturday!Flappers Comedy Club Burbank in the lounge 8.30ish 

See you tonight (Friday) and Saturday!
Flappers Comedy Club Burbank in the lounge 8.30ish 

Enjoy your reward this weekend.

Enjoy your reward this weekend.

Eyes - #Rust #Authentic #Discipline
LipTars: #Kimber with a sweet topping of #Dune gloss
All @OCCmakeup
Eyes - #Rust #Authentic #Discipline
LipTars: #Kimber with a sweet topping of #Dune gloss
All @OCCmakeup
You meme something to me :)
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You meme something to me :)

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Sometimes I just don’t know where I wake up.
Image: Reed Davis

Sometimes I just don’t know where I wake up.

Image: Reed Davis

Real quick, do I have to tip the masseuse if they placed my hands on their crotch for an hour? DevenGreen.com
Today we celebrate Christopher Columbus for finding America, something he neither intended nor accomplished. Chris set out to find Asia and never admitted he had not. This refusal to face either defeat or fact is why he is still celebrated by Americans who deny evolution and climate change. (Poem from “The Histories of America” athttps://www.youtube.com/MrsBettyBowers with illustrations by my Sunday school class.)

Today we celebrate Christopher Columbus for finding America, something he neither intended nor accomplished. Chris set out to find Asia and never admitted he had not. This refusal to face either defeat or fact is why he is still celebrated by Americans who deny evolution and climate change. (Poem from “The Histories of America” athttps://www.youtube.com/MrsBettyBowers with illustrations by my Sunday school class.)


So many nuts to be thankful for :)

So many nuts to be thankful for :)