Kid goes full diva on live tv
BASH [Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals] BULLETIN. Signs your young child may have chosen the hobby of homosexuality:
When you take your 5 year-old son to look at the action figures at Toys R Us, does he gaze longingly at the “Special Edition Jean-Paul Gaultier Fabulous Manhattan Hostess Barbie,” but scoffs, “How outré for evening, Mommy! And that cut is so ‘Friends’ second season!”?
When your 1 year-old boy takes his first steps, is to perform a perfectly executed plié?
Does 3 year-old little princess convert her doll’s pink townhouse into a Meineke Muffler franchise?
When you enter a room in a new outfit, does your 11 year-old son, give you the once-over and sneer, “What an aggressive choice!”?
Does your 4 year-old girl eschew dainty lace for corduroy and rewire the electrical outlets on your porch?
When you have dinner guests, does your 8 year-old boy climb out of his bunk-bed, slip into something sequined, and slink down the staircase regaling your guests with a heart-rending version of “The Man Who Got Away”?
When cleaning out from under your little girl’s bed, do you invariably find long-neck beer bottles and blue chalk for pool cues?
-Courtesy of youtube.com/MrsBettyBowers